Outlaw Gnomes
Early last fall, when Robin & I were first planning our Christmas gift shopping list, we asked my Mom, who lives with us now, and has everything; “Mom-What do you want for Christmas?” Mom’s answer? “A really neat Garden Gnome.” Which made perfect sense. Mom has always been a...
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Enterprising Lads
Author’s Note: This story was published in The Adirondack Almanack’s December 21, 2021 online edition. ********** We moved to Saranac Lake from Lake Placid in the summer of ’73. I had just finished 4th grade. My brother Ray (“Raymond” then) & I explored the river, rode bikes,...
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Blown Up & Stuffed
Author’s Note: A little over a year after debuting as my blog’s all time most viewed post, this story was published in The Adirondack Almanack’s November 26, 2021 online edition. ********** “Saranac Lake Redskins” “This Here Is Monk” Saranac Lake High School. Varsity practice field – July, 1978: ...
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Dead Eye Dick
Author’s Note: This story appeared in the September 25, 2021 online edition of the Adirondack Almanack in a slightly modified version under the title “Outlaw Duck Hunters”. “Regular Ducks” ********** My first brush with the law came in ’74. I was 10. Fresh out of 5th Grade, I still...
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Roast Grinch
“A year Round Treat” ********** “Outlaw Santa & His Posse” “Just Bagged Some Grinches” So you’ve been doing some hunting – managed to bag a few Grinches! Congratulations! So….Now What?? Well, I wanted to take a moment and offer some suggestions and an easy original Grinch recipe...
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Born In the Back Woods
When I was a young officer in the 10th Mountain Division’s 1-22 Infantry Battalion, one of my most memorable experiences was standing in battalion formation, 550 battle ready men strong. Led by our Battalion Command Sergeant Major, echoing his words in single voice unison, line by line we belted...
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The Bear Dance
A Brief Outlaw Note: Ahead of this story, as a map check, I wish to share a few thoughts. My goal for this blogging adventure remains simple: Share Some Day’s I’ve been In. Within these posts my readers will find rugged Adirondack hikes, canoe trips, hunting...
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The Ice Palace
I penned this piece shortly after Robin & I were married. We lived in an apartment on South Massey Street in Watertown, New York. I was still an Army Captain serving in Fort Drum’s 10th Mountain Division. We had just weathered our first “Ice Storm.” ***** December in...
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Swamp Things
When I was a boy, we read comic books. They cost about a dime. Titles like “Avengers”, “Fantastic Four”, “Two Gun Kid”, “Ghost Rider”, “The Incredible Hulk”(of course), & Sgt. Rock. One of my personal favorites was “Swamp Thing”. “Swamp Thing” was this mangled, disfigured, moss covered monster. Outcast...
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MegDella’s Flock
A tale inspired by “Saranac Shelties” Author’s Note: My mom, Carol Monroe, brought home our first Shetland Sheepdog just after I graduated high school, shortly before I left for Cornell. Her name was “Lady”. She quickly adopted my father & was his faithful companion for the rest of his...
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